Favorite Friends Quotes
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
(Dramatically) It's madness, madness, I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't do it! (In her normal voice) Thank you.Phoebe
It's always been you, Rach.Ross
Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!Chandler
Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.Phoebe
Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.
Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.
Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?
Ross: (To Monica) Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater!
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...