Favorite Friends Quotes
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if... Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding?
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: Well, it did at first but not anymore.
Joey: Oh. Chandler?
Chandler: So uh, how often can you do it?
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Oh okay, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
(Dramatically) It's madness, madness, I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't do it! (In her normal voice) Thank you.Phoebe
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!Chandler
It's always been you, Rach.Ross
Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.
Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.Phoebe
Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.
Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.
Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.
Ross: This can't be it.
Rachel: Then how come it is?