(Making up a story instead of reading The List) It was summer ... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end.

Chandler

Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens...is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

(To Tommy) Step away from the duck.

Chandler

Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny!

Monica

Phoebe: Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.

Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?

(On the phone with her dad) Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said "maybe!"

Rachel

Joey: Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Of course there, they just call it food.

(To Rachel) Wait a minute, I know that hat. I was taken aboard that hat. They did experiments on me. I can't have children!

Chandler

Joey: It's like I'm able to appreciate it on another level!
Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.

Chandler: So I'm not going to lose her?
Rachel: Oh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Chandler: I said, "So I'm not going to lose her?"

Friends Quotes

(Making up a story instead of reading The List) It was summer ... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end.

Chandler

Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?