Friends

Friends "The One After the Super Bowl (1)" Quotes

Ross: The zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Zookeeper: The zoo. You believe everything the zoo tells you?
Ross: That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
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Ross: I'm gonna go visit Marcel at the zoo and surprise him.
Chandler: You know what? I think he will be surprised until he realizes he's a monkey and, you know, not capable of that emotion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Lipson: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Ross: Well, I, uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin, answers to the name Marcel.
Mr. Lipson: Ah, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
Ross: Oh my God, what happened?
Mr. Lipson: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better, but then he died.
Ross: I can't believe this.
Mr. Lipson: I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying: sometimes monkeys die. It's not a great saying, but it certainly is fitting today.
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Ross: This is so exciting. I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Chandler: What? You never look down in the shower?
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Joey: This is amazing.
Ross: I know.
Joey: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies.
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Chandler: (Joey grabs a frying pan) Yes. Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
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Joey: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
Rachel: No, no, no, wait, I want to see what happens.
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Rachel: Well how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
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Joey: (Excited) Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker.
Chandler: You are so lucky. I have to share mine with a bunch of guys down at work.
Rachel: Joey remember when we talked about good thing/bad thing? This is a bad thing.
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Joey: We'll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs she won't know it's me because we never met.
Chandler: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zookeeper: Meet me in the nocturnal house in fifteen minutes.
Ross: Hey, look. I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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