Friends

Friends "The One the Morning After" Quotes

Phoebe: Ooh! We can eat the wax! It's organic!
Chandler: Oh boy, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: Well, not the used wax!
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (On the phone) Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9:00, because it's like, 9:15, and I'm not there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: (About waxing) This happens to be a pain no man will ever experience.
Chandler: I don't think you can make that statement until you've been kicked in an area God only meant to be treated nicely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: I thought our relationship was dead!
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (As Rachel hits Ross) Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: (Ordering a pizza) We'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: (To Rachel) No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: That's all right; I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: And could you please chop some up and put them right there in the sauce?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: This can't be it.
Rachel: Then how come it is?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: No. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. Ever. God, and now I can't stop picturing you with her. I can't. It doesn't matter what you say or what you do, Ross. It's just changed everything. Forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: (About Ross and Rachel) They've been quiet for a long time.
Joey: Maybe she killed him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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