Ross: (High from pain medication) Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I love you the most.
Rachel: (Humoring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most?
Ross: No.
Rachel: You!
Ross: Oh... you don't get it!
(He passes out.)

(About Rahcel getting a phone call from Paolo) So, he's calling from Rome. I can call from Rome. All I have to do is go to Rome.

Ross

(Walking in the cemetery) God, what a great day... What? Weather-wise!

Phoebe

Jack: I was just thinking. When my time comes--
Monica: Dad!
Jack: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Jack: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.

Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's--
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelley: Well yeah... Oh God. I just, I thought... Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, goodbye...

Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?

Monica: So Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears were not my best feature?
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.

Jack: This is why your mother buys all my clothes. I hate to shop. I hate it.
Monica: Dad, don't you think this might be more about the fact that once you make the decision it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
Jack: No, I really hate to shop.

Joey: (Looking at a picture) Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
Ross: (Looking) No no, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.

Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.

Jack: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say "Buried at sea! Huh!."
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Jack: I'd like that.

Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Rachel: (Exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

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Friends Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

(About Rahcel getting a phone call from Paolo) So, he's calling from Rome. I can call from Rome. All I have to do is go to Rome.

Ross

Ross: (High from pain medication) Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I love you the most.
Rachel: (Humoring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most?
Ross: No.
Rachel: You!
Ross: Oh... you don't get it!
(He passes out.)

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