Friends Season 3 Episode 2: "The One Where No One's Ready" Quotes
(Joey won't get off Chandlers chair)
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (Holds up crossed fingers)
Ross: (About Monica deciding whether to call Richard) Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Ross: I... got... dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay.
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Rachel: You guys, do this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Phoebe: I don't know. You might be the first one.
Phoebe: Rachel didn't have anything I liked but she had this Christmas ribbon and I thought, "Alright, I'll be political."
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Phoebe: Duh, Christmas.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Ross: (After Joey gets humus on Phoebe's dress) Don't rub it! What gets out hummus? What gets out humus?
Phoebe: Monica, Monica! You know, what gets out hummus?
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
Joey: What's the matter, Ross? You nervous about your speech?
Ross: Nope. (Pause) You wanna hear it?
Joey: Am I in it?
Ross: Ya huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: (Joey takes a drink) Yeah, it's fat. I drank fat!
Chandler: Yeah I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Chandler: Ok, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I in turn have noticed that you are not. So, in the words of A.A. Milne: "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Donald Duck never wears pants. But when he gets out of the shower he ties a towel around his waist. I mean, what is up with that?Chandler
Ross: Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Cause I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Um, okay ... then, why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: Cause it's a rented tux, okay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues!