Joey: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: What can I do? One person wants to break up, you break up.
Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys. Call her and work it out.
Ross: Oh come on. We just had this huge fight, all right? Don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!! (Ross goes to call her)
Chandler: You know that whole swimming thing is a myth.
Joey: Yeah, Tell that to my Uncle Lenny.
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
Joey: Nothing, he just really believes in that.

Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Joey: Uh, 10:30.
Chandler: What time is it now?
Joey: 4:30.
Chandler: Yeah all right, so we'll hang out.

Chandler: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.

Ross: Is Rach in her room?
Monica: Oh, no. She's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Ross: What? Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?
Monica: Alright, Ross? This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject: Call Rachel.

(On the phone at work) I have the invoice right in front of me, and it clearly states that we ordered the Riviera bikini in a variety of sizes and colors. What? What difference does it make what I'm wearing!?

Rachel: Maybe we should take a break.
Ross: You're right. Let's cool off, get some frozen yoghurt.
Rachel: No, a break from us.

Monica: Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

Phoebe: (Barging into the apartment) I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Monica: Why, do you have a report due?

Monica: So what country is he from?
Phoebe: Kazhg ...kazt ... there's a "g" in there.
Monica: (Referring to the country's location) Where is that?
Phoebe: In your atlas!

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