Friends Season 3 Episode 21: "The One with a Chick and a Duck" Quotes
(To Ross and Rachel) Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!Chandler
Monica: Okay, here's the thing.
Pete: The thing! Oh no, I hate the thing. What's the thing?
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Rachel: What a bitch. I'm gonna kick his ass.
(To the chick) That's Yasmine Bleeth. She's a different kind of chick.Chandler
Phoebe: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No.
Monica: (To Phoebe) Does it involve clogs?
Phoebe: Wait, clogs or claws?
Ross: (About Rachel's makeup) Okay, there you go.
Rachel: (Looks in the mirror) Sure. Sure, I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.
Chandler: Now you stay out here and you think about what you did!
Ross: That's a duck.
Chandler: That's a bad duck!
(To Chandler) You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.Joey
This has been my dream ever since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened "Easy Monica's Bakery."Monica
Phoebe: I have to tell you something?
Phoebe: I can't tell you.
Monica: Well, wouldn't it be easier if you could tell me?
Phoebe: Yeah, in a perfect world.
Rachel: You can either go or help me.
Ross: Okay, I'll go.
Rachel: Okay, but before you go, can you help me?