Rachel: Ta-daa!
Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? Cause I like that.

You know how you sometimes see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys? You could be one of those guys!

Phoebe

Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?

One time I went out with a guy who had just gotten divorced, and it was really hard. His kids liked me better than him.

Phoebe

Friends Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Monica: So you guys don't mind going out with someone who's going out with someone else?
Joey: I couldn't do it.
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.