Friends Season 1 Episode 12: "The One with the Dozen Lasagnas" Quotes
Chandler: (About splitting the cost of a kitchen table) You think we're ready for something like that?
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
Joey: Why, are you moving out?
Chandler: I'm not moving out.
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip!
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
Chandler: Aw, don't do that.
(Impersonating Ross's baby) How come you don't live with Mommy? How come Mommy lives with that other lady? What's a lesbian?
Joey
Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (Pause) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Monica
Monica: What's the matter?
Phoebe: Nothing. I'm sorry. I'm just out of sorts.
Chandler: Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them.
Ross: Well, looks like we kicked your butts.
Joey: No. No. She kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
Ross: I'm familiar with his work. Yes.
Rachel: Oh my God. Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot, because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine, until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio
Joey: You knew about that?
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
Ross: (Looking at a picture) When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Carol: That's our friend Tanya
What am I supposed to do with a dozen lasagnas? (Gasps) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. Do you kiss Uncle Freddy with that mouth?
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Chandler: That's patio furniture.
Joey: So what? People are like gonna come in and think: "Uh-oh, I'm outside again"?
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... It says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.
Chandler: And we're done with the yogurt.
