Friends

Friends "The One with the Football" Quotes

Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: Wow, you're like from a whole other country.
Margha: I am Dutch.
Joey: Hi, I'm Joey.
Margha: I am Margha.
Joey: I'm sorry, Dutch, I didn't catch that last part?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: (To Monica) Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater!
(Everyone gasps)
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: Come on man, you have not done anything since you and her broke up.
Chandler: Thats not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: You're so pathetic! Why can't you just accept it, we're winning because I'm better than you.
(Ross makes a "Yeah Right" sound)
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling!
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: I almost caught that one.
Chandler: Great, now it's seven to almost seven.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Ross: Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Monica & Ross: ... Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chandler: (Ross and Monica are struggling for the ball after they realized the game is still on) Guys! Guys! Come on! It's Thanksgiving, it's not important who wins or loses. The important thing is,(To Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you're gonna ... lose, and ... (To Monica and Phoebe) C'mon help me out here, I've never done this before.
Phoebe: That's good, lose.
Rachel: Lose!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chandler: You hear that! That is her truth, Mr. I'll-let-you-have-her! I win, you suck, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "The One with the Football?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!