Friends Season 3 Episode 18: "The One with the Hypnosis Tape" Quotes
(About his briefcase) You know, I forgot the combination to this a year ago? I just carry it around.Chandler
Monica: The only reason you want to go out with me is because of the blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.
Pete: Well, if that were true I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.
Voice on Tape: You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke... (Tape cuts off)
Joey: (On tape) Joey is your best friend... You want to make him a cheese sandwich every day... You also want to buy him hundreds of dollars of pants...
(Takes a drag off of Chandler's cigarette) Oh, Dark Mother ... once again I suckle at your smoky teat.Gunther