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Desperate Monica agrees to go on a date with a wealthy customer, Pete (Jon Favreau); Phoebe freaks out when she learns her 18-year-old half-brother is set to marry a woman twice his age (Debra Jo Rupp); Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking.

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18

Friends Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

(Takes a drag off of Chandler's cigarette) Oh, Dark Mother ... once again I suckle at your smoky teat.

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Phoebe: So, how was your day?
Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since I've been alive.
Phoebe: What, mm, what happened?
Frank: Um, Alice, ah, she, ah, called it off.
Phoebe: Oh no. Did, um, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, you know. But I don't see how I could all of the sudden be too young, 'cause I'm older than I was when we first got together.

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