Ross: Hey guys. Does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a thirty-two-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Okay. Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

Oooh! Taco shells! You know what these are? They're like little corn envelopes!

Steve

Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!

Steve

Oooh! Tartlets! Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning.

Steve

Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

Steve

Friends Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's creamier.
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know?

Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Rachel: No.
Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.
Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.