Friends

Friends "The One with the Tiny T-Shirt" Quotes

Rachel: (After Mark kisses her) I'm sorry, Mark, I can't do this. I'm just doing this to get back at Ross. It's not fair to you.
Mark: Ah, fair, schmair! If you want to get back at Ross, I'm here for you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: How did the date go with Mr Millionaire?
Chandler: Mr Millionarire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: Oh you know what you should do? You should buy a state and then name it after yourself!
Pete: What, like Pete Dakota?
Phoebe: Or Mississi-Pete.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Chicago isn't a state.
Joey: And Mississi-Pete is?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Ross. You gotta stop. You can't just stare through the peep-hole for three hours. You're gonna get peep-eye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: That infomercial! For the milk carton spout thing! You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk!
Joey: I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't. See, that's acting.
Kate: Right at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Joey: Yeah, that was real.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: (Eavesdropping on Rachel and Mark) The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!
Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies.
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realizes that life without me... sucks.
Chandler: It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.
Ross: Then be supportive like a guy.
Chandler: (In a deeper voice) If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: (About Mark) I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. You know, she'd say no, but here we are, right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Chandler: You didn't just break up.
Ross: Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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