Friends Season 2 Quotes
Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
Joey: You're blowing me off for a monkey?
Ross: Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday.
Joey: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Susie: Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underwear?
Chandler: Yeah, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
Susie: Have you ever worn womens' underwear?
Chandler: Well, yes, actually, but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.
Joey: (To Erika) I'm not Drake.
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
(Throws water in Joey's face)
(Watching Days of Our Lives on TV)
Dr. Horton: (On TV) You're the only one who can save her Drake.
Dr. Ramoray: (On TV) Dammit, I'm a doctor. I'm not God.
Ross: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him. He's the guy for you.
Joey
Monica: (About Phoebe's inappropriate song) Excellent!
Chandler: Very informative!
Rachel: Not at all inappropriate!
Joey: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner?
Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. (Both laugh hysterically)
Erika: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
Joey: Yeah it is... what?
Erika: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for two minutes.
Erika: Who's they?
Joey: No one.
Ross: (About Marcel) Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.
Chandler: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat... all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Ross: The zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Zookeeper: The zoo. You believe everything the zoo tells you?
Ross: That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Mr. Lipson: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Ross: Well, I, uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin, answers to the name Marcel.
Mr. Lipson: Ah, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
Ross: Oh my God, what happened?
Mr. Lipson: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better, but then he died.
Ross: I can't believe this.
Mr. Lipson: I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying: sometimes monkeys die. It's not a great saying, but it certainly is fitting today.
