Friends Season 2 Quotes
Joey: I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Erika: Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
Joey: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner?
Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. (Both laugh hysterically)
Zookeeper: Meet me in the nocturnal house in fifteen minutes.
Ross: Hey, look. I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.
Joey: We'll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs she won't know it's me because we never met.
Chandler: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Monica: (About Phoebe's inappropriate song) Excellent!
Chandler: Very informative!
Rachel: Not at all inappropriate!
(Watching Days of Our Lives on TV)
Dr. Horton: (On TV) You're the only one who can save her Drake.
Dr. Ramoray: (On TV) Dammit, I'm a doctor. I'm not God.
Ross: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
Erika: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
Joey: Yeah it is... what?
Erika: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for two minutes.
Erika: Who's they?
Joey: No one.
You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him. He's the guy for you.
Joey
Joey: (To Erika) I'm not Drake.
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
(Throws water in Joey's face)
The world is my lesbian wedding!
Chandler
Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
Mrs. Green
Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Rachel: Oh, Mom!
Mrs Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
