Futurama Season 2 Episode 7: "A Head in the Polls" Quotes
Farnsworth: I can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
Bender: Well it ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
Fry: Well it's not my fault either 'cause I forgot to vote.
Leela: Oh, crud. I knew there was something I meant to do today.
The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to its highest level in centuries. 6%!
Linda
Bender: Not so fast, Nixon! Are you familiar with audio tape?
Nixon: Uh-oh. I don't like where this is heading.
Nixon: [on tape] And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!
Nixon: My God? I really sound like that? I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality.
Bender: Whoa, mama! Get a room, you two!
Man: We're in a room!
Bender: Well then lose some weight.
Bender: It's hopeless. We might as well turn in my head for the five cent deposit.
Fry: No way! I'm not letting my best friend get recycled. Not for five cents, not for five hundred cents! Leela, I've got a plan!
Leela: I've got a better plan.
Fry: Please, Mr. Nixon. We're appealing to your sense of decency.
Everyone laughs
Bender: That was a good one!
Campaign Manager: You scored big points tonight, sir.
Nixon: What are you talking about? They ate me alive out there.
Campaign Manager: Yes, but your body stayed on message. And that message is, "Look at my shiny new body". The robots ate it up. You've got real charisma from the neck down.
Nixon: Nixon with charisma? My God, I can rule the universe!
Nixon: Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates: Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Ordinarily I'd say no and lecture you on how this is your own fault for being such an idiot. But when a robotic Nixon is on the loose, we have a duty to take action. Idiot.
Leela
That dirty, double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Richard Nixon!
Bender
Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.
Morbo
