Futurama Season 8 Episode 7: "All the President's Heads" Quotes
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Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!
Woohoo, time to go clubbin'! Baby seals here I come!
Bender
Fry: Guess I better head over to my night job.
Leela: You have a night job?
Fry: Yep, it's exhausting but I need the extra money to buy coffee to stay awake for my night job.
Professor no! You can't tongue the father of our country!
Leela
Where are we? Also, when are we?
Fry
The yays have it. Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
Jefferson
Bender bent a poo penny! Bender bent a poo penny!
Fry
I'm forty percent scrap metal!
Bender
You idiot, I'm not a cannon! [Shoots a cannonball] Huh, guess I am a cannon.
Bender