Futurama "All the President's Heads" Quotes
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Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!
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Bender: Woohoo, time to go clubbin'! Baby seals here I come!
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Fry: Guess I better head over to my night job.
Leela: You have a night job?
Fry: Yep, it's exhausting but I need the extra money to buy coffee to stay awake for my night job.
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Leela: Professor no! You can't tongue the father of our country!
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Fry: Where are we? Also, when are we?
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Jefferson: The yays have it. Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
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Fry: Bender bent a poo penny! Bender bent a poo penny!
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Bender: I'm forty percent scrap metal!
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Bender: You idiot, I'm not a cannon! [Shoots a cannonball] Huh, guess I am a cannon.
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