And now to create an unstoppable army of between one million and two million zombies!


Bender: Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?
Random: Several!
Bender: Oooh!

Bender: Play it one more time.
Professor: No, it's humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times.

Leela: What do you feed him?
Bender: What comes out one end we feed to the other. Also, Indian food.

Fry: Since when is the Internet all about robbing people of their privacy?
Bender: August 6, 1991.

Let's at least throw this TV away, the batteries in the remote are running low.


Leela: Is all the work done by the children?
Alien: No, not the whipping.

These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

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