Futurama Season 2 Episode 17: "Bender Gets Made" Quotes
How 'bout "Blotto"? It's gritty, it's got street cred. Plus I can keep my monogrammed slippers.
Smitty: Seen any suspicious activity?
URL: Nope. But check out today's Marmaduke. Solid!
You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good, high-quality oil... then eat it.
Joey: Now, this score ain't gonna be no cake walk in the tea park, alright? There may be some death killing.
Clamps: It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!
Donbot: What d'you think, Blotto? You in?
Bender: It's funny: Until now I always wanted to be a gangster... so the answer's yes.
Donbot: Nice job, Bender. You passed the test. You wanna join me, Clamps and Joey Mouse Pad at our, uh, social club tomorrow night?
Bender: Uh, I'd rather plan some felonies.
Donbot: Oh. Then we should meet at our Mafia crime headquarters.
URL: He's clean. Smells nice too.
Smitty: Better than me?
URL: Aw, yeah.
Yo! There's our pigeon now. Let's shoot bullets out of our guns.
Joey
Donbot: We're heisting a shipment of Zuban cigars.
Bender: Zubans? Those are the finest cigars in the universe. I can stink up a hole maternity ward with one of those things.
Bender: I don't feel good. I'm genuinely sick.
Fry: But we're about to take off. We gotta eat our blast-off sundaes.
Bender: I can't move. Oh, I think I'm gonna output.
Fry: OK, you stay in bed. I'll eat yours.
Now, since we're committing crimes that may be against the law, I suggest you have an alibi.
Donbot
Joey: Ho! Ho! This guy's an ox! He's got oxon-like strength! Hey, he needs a nickname, right? Let's call him Clamps.
Clamps: Clamps? That's my name, you numbskull! Don't make me clamp you one!
Bender: That's some fine oil-ade, son. We could use a man like you in the Robot Mafia, which I'm sorta in.
Tinny Tim: You flatter me, kind goon. But I'm only programmed to sell oil-ade and write in cute backwards letters like on the sign here.
