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Futurama "Bender Gets Made" Quotes

Bender: What's the matter, officers? Was I speeding?
Human Cop: We'll find out as we perform this illegal search.
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Robot: Please Donbot, look in your mercy file!
Donbot: File not found.
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Fry: Maybe someday I'll tell you what really happened.
Bender: And maybe someday I won't listen.
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Bender: Wow! I'm finally gonna see my favourite chef, TV's Elzar. Oh this is the greatest nanosecond of my life. No, this one is- No, this one. Wait... that one was slightly worse. Ah, so far, so good on this one.
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Announcer: And now, here he is: Chef, restaurateur, author of Cooking Slugs For Dinner and Cooking Dinner For Slugs... Elzar!
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Leela: Bender, please try to be a little quieter.
Bender: No, you shut up.
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Zoidberg: I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.
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Doctor: Not as right that time. It looks like you might have some mild corneal irritation.
Zoidberg: Nice try, little boy. You may have your textbook knowledge and your real diploma but I have more skill in my little claw than you have in your whole carapace!
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Leela: I just have to wear this stupid eye patch. Does it look stupid?
Fry: No! In fact, it looks so nice I think I might get one too.
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Bender: It's Elzar again! Oh, my God, I'm so excited, I wish I could wet my pants!
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