Futurama Season 2 Episode 17: "Bender Gets Made" Quotes
Donbot: Hey! You think this computes over here? Where's all my change? I gave you a hundred.
Bender: No, you gave me a fifty.
Donbot: Oh, no I didn't.
Bender: Yeah, you did.
Clamps: Hey, you tryin' to steal from the Donbot?
Bender: I'm tryin' but he's not makin' it easy.
So I finally get this guy a pair of cement shoes which he likes 'cause they're lighter than his lead ones.
Clamps
Bender: Mind your own business and get out!
Donbot: Huh. I like this guy's lack of style.
You call this a table? You call this a table? I wouldn't hit a guy over the head with this table.
Donbot
Bender: Hey, who are they?
Elzar: Let's just say they're very good customers and I'm not answering anymore questions.
Bender: Are they the Robot Mafia?
Elzar: Yes.
Leela (seeing a blurry image that looks like Bender): I think it's Blotto, that gangster I saw when my patch fell off! (her vision clears to reveal the Professor) Professor?! Where were you at 10pm last night?
Farnsworth: Where am I now?
I'm telling you, Leela was cool, she was in command, and when she kicked people it hurt. It really hurt.
Fry
Leela: I've got an idea. Hold still. (She rubs her ropes against Bender's arm) It's about to break. Yes! Yes!
Bender's arm drops off
Leela: Alright!
Bender: Yeah that broke, alright!
Bender: Uh, help! Help!
Leela: Bender!
Fry: You're OK!
Bender: Yes, I am. Having just this minute regained consciousness.
Leela, we may not have much time left so let's spend all of it reminiscing about Bender. He was like a big computer that ran on magic.
Fry
Donbot: Keep it up and I might just get you your own pair of clamps, huh?
Clamps: He's gonna get clamps? Clamps, clamps...
Bender: Uh, hey, Donny, baby, gimme a chance here, huh? Yous guys skedaddle. Let me take care of the doity woik.
Donbot: Hey, I like your attitude. And your latest accent.
