Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!

If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.


Thank you, senator, a thoughtful and lucid answer. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!


He may not be perfect, but do we really want some new guy? I'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you!


Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!

Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?

Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

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