Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!

If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.

Bender

Thank you, senator, a thoughtful and lucid answer. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!

Morbo

He may not be perfect, but do we really want some new guy? I'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you!

Zoidberg

Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!

Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?

Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

Nixon
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Futurama Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

Nixon
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