Zapp: We can avoid humanity's mistakes!
Leela: Like the tuba.

We'll write our own bible, with less Sodom and more Gomorrah.

Zapp

What a thoughtful and considerate thing for you to say! What the hell's wrong with you?

The long dramatic corridor... that's never a good sign.

Zapp

Does anyone else feel jealous, aroused, and worried?

Fry

Leela: Lift off.
Zapp: I'll roger that.

Leela: Are you sure I have to sit in your lap?
Zapp: It'll help us achieve maximum thrust.

Dr. Zoidberg: Sure, who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
Nixon: I say Brannigan!
Zapp: I say no!
Leela: I say me!
Nixon: I say Leela!
Leela: I say yes again!
Fry: I say no!
Zapp: I say I should join her!
Leela: But its only a one man craft... I say...
Zapp: There's only going to be one man.

Let's see how crazy I am now, Nixon. The correct answer is very.

Professor

My instincts are to hide in the barrel like the wiley fish.

Zapp Brannigan

Futurama Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Let's see how crazy I am now, Nixon. The correct answer is very.

Professor

My instincts are to hide in the barrel like the wiley fish.

Zapp Brannigan