I was born in prison and I'll die in prison.

Professor Farnsworth

I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.

Bender

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Pwned again!

Bender

Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.

You're porkin' at him.

Professor

Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!

Oh wow, I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are.

Bender

I miss the old illiterate Bender.

Fry

Hideout? Bender, are you becoming some kind of super villain?

Fry

Someone used to care about me? Hurray!

Zoidberg

Futurama Season 8 Episode 12 Quotes

Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!

Hideout? Bender, are you becoming some kind of super villain?

Fry