Oh the humanity! Also Bender.

Professor

Back when I was filled with piss and vinegar and my bed wasn''t...

Professor

We can't compete against that much stock footage of clouds!

Amy

If you hate intolerance and being punched in the face by me, please support Proposition Infinity.

Bender

I love Amy and I'm sick of foot-cupping around this. I finally someone I want to spend the rest of her life with.

Bender

My parents may be evil, but at least they're stupid.

Amy

But of everyone I ever dated, you're probably in the top ten.

Bender

Preacherbot: The path to robot hell is paved with human flesh.
Bender: Neat.

You know that floor safe where you keep ten grand? There's five grand in there.

Bender
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