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Futurama "That Darn Katz!" Quotes

Alarm Clock: Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor: You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cat: On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hermes: Push harder, Bender.
Bender: I can't. You should have called my cousin, Turner.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: You called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
Cat: Welcome to academia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nibbler: He isn't dead! He's one of those dog-operated puppets that's been adapted for use by a cat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: We're not building something sinister if that's what you're implying. Now come on, something sinister won't build itself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Aww! Its anus looks like an asterisk.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Amy: I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Professor: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for 12 years, you were ready 6 years ago.
Amy: What!?
Professor: I probably should have told you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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