Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.

Alarm Clock

You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee!

Professor

On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on.

Cat

Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.

Professor

Hermes: Push harder, Bender.
Bender: I can't. You should have called my cousin, Turner.

Amy: You called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
Cat: Welcome to academia.

He isn't dead! He's one of those dog-operated puppets that's been adapted for use by a cat!

Nibbler

We're not building something sinister if that's what you're implying. Now come on, something sinister won't build itself!

Bender

Aww! Its anus looks like an asterisk.

Bender

Amy: I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Professor: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for 12 years, you were ready 6 years ago.
Amy: What!?
Professor: I probably should have told you.

Amy [about Nibbler's poo]: Could you dump that somewhere else?
Leela: Not really, it's highly volatile dark matter... and some corn.

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Futurama Season 7 Episode 8 Quotes

Amy: I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Professor: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for 12 years, you were ready 6 years ago.
Amy: What!?
Professor: I probably should have told you.

Amy [about Nibbler's poo]: Could you dump that somewhere else?
Leela: Not really, it's highly volatile dark matter... and some corn.

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