Leela: Something's wrong. It's too quiet.
Fry: Like the deadly Prius.

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.

Amy

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• Added: November 22, 2010

I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish.

Bender

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• Added: November 22, 2010

The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar.

Professor

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• Added: November 22, 2010

What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking?

Zoidberg

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Leela: Four and a half weeks of oil wrestling sounds like plenty.
Bender: This isn't a lousy reformed robotica - we need more petroleum oil!

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Now that's a tree worth chopping down.

Fry

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden.

Professor

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• Added: November 22, 2010

You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point.

Fry

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• Added: November 22, 2010