Futurama Season 2 Episode 18: "The Problem with Popplers" Quotes
Fry, I wish you'd throw out these week-old Popplers. They're getting big and scaly. Ooh, there's one left.
Leela
Waterfall Jr.: Popplers are living creatures. You gotta stop harvesting them for food!
Bender: Or what?
Waterfall Jr.: Or we'll boycott Fishy Joe's.
Leela: You're vegetarians, who cares what you do?
Waterfall Jr.: Shut up.
Leela! That's the second billboard you've crashed into this week!
Fry
Yes! I'm gonna be rich. [He cheers and looks at Fry.] You too but it's hard to get excited about that.
Bender
Gilman: But these Popplers, these are great. How much you sell 'em for?
Fry: A dollar a dozen.
Gilman: You'll never make money that way. You supply 'em to me and I'll sell 'em for two bucks a dozen at my restaurants. I'll even pay you a dollar a dozen.
Bender: Hey, Fishy. I've been meaning to write you about your in-store kiddie parks. The slides won't support an adult robot.
Gilman: Good point, not interested.
Joe Gilman: Mmm, these are great. Boys, this is your lucky day. I'm Joe Gilman.
Fry: Wow! You're some guy who eats at Fishy Joe's?
Joe Gilman: Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe! I've got a fast-food franchise on every planet in the known universe. Uh, except McPluto.
Vendor: Please, don't push, there's hot dogs for everyone.
Bender: Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?
Woman: That's disgusting!
Vendor: Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings!
Fry: Hey, yeah.
Leela: Good idea.
Bender: Bender's a genius.
Zoidberg: Call them what you want. I call them a free meal.
Bender: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, Sigmund. I can't stand idly by while poor people get free food. We gotta sell these things!
You know what these would go great with? Rocks.
Bender
Hermes: According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zittzers".
Fry: I know, we'll call them Popplers!
Bender: Good idea.
Zoidberg: Oh, yeah, why not?
Amy: You sure picked it.
Fry: Swish!
