Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice he's developed Simpsons Jaundice.
Fry: Ay Karamba!

Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"

Stop complaining my body rejected your liver and now I've got Garfield syndrome. I hate Mondays.


Oh sure, Leela's fine but my Jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.


Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!

I do want you to kill me but I mustn't see it coming that would we agony. It must take me completely by surprise.


Zoidberg we were wrong! We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.


Okay murder-later's finished.


All right, let's set it up and try again.

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