Futurama "The Tip of the Zoidberg" Quotes
Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice he's developed Simpsons Jaundice.
Fry: Ay Karamba!
• Rating: Unrated
Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fry: Stop complaining my body rejected your liver and now I've got Garfield syndrome. I hate Mondays.
• Rating: Unrated
Fry: Oh sure, Leela's fine but my Jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor: I do want you to kill me but I mustn't see it coming that would we agony. It must take me completely by surprise.
• Rating: Unrated
Leela: Zoidberg we were wrong! We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.
• Rating: Unrated
Scruffy: Okay murder-later's finished.
• Rating: Unrated
Bender: All right, let's set it up and try again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
