Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.

Donbot

Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

Amy

God didn't get to be God by giving away money!

Professor Farnsworth

Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!

Zoidberg

Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!

Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!

Zoidberg

Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.

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