Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas" Quotes
Donbot: Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Professor Farnsworth: God didn't get to be God by giving away money!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zoidberg: Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you! Hahahahaha!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10