Futurama

Futurama "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love" Quotes

Fry: So you have to choose a horrible death or a life without sex?
Zoidberg: Yes
Fry: Hmm, tough call.
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Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.
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Leela: It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
Zoidberg: Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.
Fry: You and me both, brother.
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Farnsworth: We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld, which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh, baby. I'm there!
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word invertebrate?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people. Let's roll!
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Leela: No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack?!
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Zoidberg: I am normal...ing
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Bender: Hey, it looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell! Get it? Out of his shell! Out of his-ack!
(Zoidberg hits Bender)
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Amy: And, Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.
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Fry: Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!
Leela: Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.
Fry: Ah, futuristic!
Amy: Hey, look what life was like before gene splicing.
Leela: Those poor, 20th century women.
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Fry: (While weight-lifting) Hey, Leela, look who's the super-stud!
Leela: Hmm, somebody must have turned down the gravity. I'll fix it for you.
(Leela returns the gravity to normal)
Fry: Ahh!
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