Futurama

Futurama Quotes (Page 2)

Season 9 Episode 11: "Viva Mars Vegas"

Donbot: Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Professor Farnsworth: God didn't get to be God by giving away money!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoidberg: Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Zoidberg: Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoidberg: Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you! Hahahahaha!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 10: "Near Death Wish"

Fry: He always has time for me: whether it's sending me off on a delivery or pulling me aside and telling me I'm doing a bad job.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Ooo, hefty. You could really bash in a skull with this thing.
Scruffy: I know, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fry: Let's hover-roll.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: My God, it's full of geezers.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bender: It's not just safe it's 40% safe!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Zoidberg: I'm Dr. Zoidberg I'm very important.
Leela: Hey Zoidberg you forgot to empty this trash can!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: That is one crazy, uncircumcised man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 9: "Free Will Hunting"

Bender: Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mom: Welcome to MomCorp. Did you find everything you were burgling for?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: How does a robot join this monk outfit?
AbBot: Just put on this monk outfit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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