Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Fry: Can I have a small slurm please.
Man: For 25 cents less you can get an extra small?
(man pours one drop of slurm in a really small cup)
(Fry moves to fast and the drop falls out)
Get up Bender. You can't quit every time you get an axe in the back... or a drill through your face. Now quit scratching your axe-hole and get out there!Leela
(Yelling an order from the crowd to Destructor) MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH, YOU BASTARD!!!<i>Deleted Scene only found on Season 2 DVD</i> Mom
Amy: Fry, what happened to your brain slug?
Farnsworth: Tsk, tsk. The poor guy starved to death.
Bender: Well, he wasn't in the, uh, kitchen room.
Fry: Say, Bender, can I hold that map for a second?
Bender: And leave me high and dry in case of a scavenger hunt? I think not.
If I ever want to go back to the year 2000, I'll just freeze myself again.Fry
No one in New York drove... there was too much traffic.Fry
Wait a second. You mean Bender is the evil Bender? I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.Fry
Leela: Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer? Fry: Well, I didn't find him here ten minutes ago so I figured it was time to check again.
Farnsworth: Report to my room for an exciting exhabition!
Futurama is brought to you by... Arachno Spores! The fatal spore, with the funny name!Announcer
Centipede Man: C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.
Smitty: Then why is there a smoking hole in your ceiling, sir?
Centipede Man: What? Crazy upstairs lady must've been shooting down.
URL: Sir, you're on the top floor of this particular domicile.