Game of Thrones
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOGame of Thrones Season 2 Episode 9: "Blackwater" Quotes
Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fu-king corpse!
Sandor (The Hound)
The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods.
Cersei
Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
Varys: Exactly.
Sansa: What about the king?
Hound: He can die just fine on his own.
Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!
Tyrion
Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.
Cersei
I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.
Tyrion
Shae: Some of those boys will never come back.
Sansa: Joffrey will. The worst ones always live.
Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.
Tyrion: I'm the captain. If this ship goes down, I go down with it.
Varys: I'm sure many captains said the same when the ship was afloat.
Tyrion: You can't fuck your way out of everything.
Shae: I have so far.
