Gary Unmarried

Gary Unmarried "Gary Gets Boundaries" Quotes

Allison: I have to deposit these; can you stop writing "this is a holdup" on the memo line?
Gary: Come on, it got you on the news!
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Gary: What are you talking about? I put everything they had into their backpacks, what did I forget?
Allison: Their backpacks!
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Allison: I got a speeding ticket on the way over here.
Gary: You got a speeding ticket? What happened, couldn't your two lady friends get you out of it?!
Allison: Gary, I'm not going to sink to that level.
Gary: Why not? They have!
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