Mitch: Allison just gave you her most precious gift
Gary: Her gift was a lot more precious two kids ago
Allison: Yeah? You still unwrapped it like a drunk monkey

Gary: There goes another satistifed customer from gary's house of love. over five served
Mitch: You got nothing
Gary: I got nothing. How did you know?
Mitch: I'm a marine. I can hear enemy scouts sneaking into a foxhole from two hundred yards away. Last night? I didn't hear that

I don't want you fooling with the margins this time around, your last report looked like a grocery list

Jack: Why can't I remember anything?
Gary: Lots of reasons dad. Ounces and ounces of reasons

What do you say, Kim? Let's get out there and settle this with our balls

Dad: What about Allison?
Gary: Dad, the only time I ever want to hear that sentences is if we're on a life raft and someone has to go

Ella: My people hate your people
Tom: You're talking about painters and floorers, not Koreans and whatever I am, right?

Tom: What are you reading?
Ella: Pre-calc
Tom: I read the sequel, calculus

Lindsay: Why are you whispering?
Gary: I'm at the opera
Lindsay: Are you painting it?

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