Gary Unmarried

On last night's Gary Unmarried, dating problems have left both Gary and his ex-wife Allison very sexually frustrated.   So what happened when Gary went over to fix Allison's garbage disposal?

Well these two sexual deviants found their way into the bedroom... twice!  However, things only began to get awkward when their respective dates found out at Allison's party.

Catch up on all the juicy drama in our "Gary Fixes Allison's Garbage Disposal" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Gary Unmarried quotes from the episode:

Mitch: Allison just gave you her most precious gift
Gary: Her gift was a lot more precious two kids ago
Allison: Yeah? You still unwrapped it like a drunk monkey | permalink

Gary: There goes another satistifed customer from gary's house of love. over five served
Mitch: You got nothing
Gary: I got nothing
Mitch: How did you know
Gary: I'm a marine. I can hear enemy scouts sneaking into a foxhole from two hundred yards away. Last night? I didn't hear that | permalink

CBS had some pretty major announcements to make today.  First, the network decided to cancel the long-running Without A Trace.

In more positive procedural crime drama news, the eye network renewed Numb3rs because it was less expensive to produce.  Got to love this economy.

Sitcom fans can rejoice that How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, The New Adventures of Old Christine and the always consistently mediocre Gary Unmarried have all been renewed.

We'll have more breaking renewal and cancellation news as it breaks.

On last night's Gary Unmarried, poor Gary ended up feeling like his ex-wife Allison when his immature half brother Mitch (Rob Riggle) came in to visit him from the military.

When forced to take the disciplinarian role, how did Gary handle Mitch when he stole the kids and went to Vegas?  Find out in our "Gary and His Half Brother" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Gary Unmarried quotes from the episode:

Jack: Why can't I remember anything?
Gary: Lots of reasons dad. Ounces and ounces of reasons | permalink

Gary [to Tom about his report]: I don't want you fooling with the margins this time around, your last report looked like a grocery list
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CBS has released an in-depth look at a number of its upcoming season finales.

What's set to go down on your favorite Eye network sitcom or drama? Read on to find out...

COLD CASE
Season finale date(s): May 3, May 10
Synopsis: Pearl Jam will actually be heard throughout the finale to this sixth season. In the two-parter, Rush and the team delve into the 2005 murder of the first female cadet of a local military school who didn't live beyond her first semester. Friday Night Lights' Jesse Plemons guest stars.

THE BIG BANG THEORY
Season finale date(s): May 11                  
Synopsis: As he prepares for a long-term science expedition, Leonard reconsiders his feelings for Penny.  

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE
Season finale date(s): May 13           
Synopsis: Christine learns some startling news about New Christine's father (Scott Bakula).

GARY UNMARRIED
Season finale date(s): May 13              
Synopsis: Gary and Allison's frustrating personal lives lead them back into the bedroom. Over and over and over.

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In last night's Gary Unmarried, Gary's bowling team made it to the finals but he was forced to make a last minute substitution when one of his team members quit.

In typical Gary Unmarried fashion, that replacement ended up being his ex-wife, Allison.  While the main plot was completely predictable, the highlight of the episode was Tom star-crossed love with Gary's rival's daughter, Ella.

You can read our short "Gary and the Trophy" recap, but you're better off enjoying some of the quotes from the episode:

Tom: What are you reading?
Ella: Pre-calc
Tom: I read the sequel, calculus
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Ella: My people hate your people
Tom: You're talking about painters and floorers, not Koreans and whatever I am, right? | permalink

Dad: What about Allison?
Gary: Dad, the only time I ever want to hear that sentences is if we're on a life raft and someone has to go | permalink

On last night's Gary Unmarried, Allison was seriously cramping Gary's style when she walked in on him making out with Ms. Plummer, who he is apparently still dating.  News to us.

Anyways, Gary and Ms. Plummer both attempt to set Allison up and she even ends up liking the guy Ms. Plummer choose.  Find out how it worked out in our short but sweet "Gary Hooks Up Allison" recap.

Now for the always hilarious quotes from this episode:

Dennis: Why don't you go over to Ms. Plummer's?
Gary: I can't, she has cats
Dennis: What's wrong with cats?
Gary: I can't get naked in front of cats, they bat at things that dangle | permalink

Random Guy: Excuse me, other people are waiting here
Gary: Yeah, but they're keeping it to themselves
Dennis: Burned!
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Ms Plummer: Sometimes the anticipation of the event is more exciting than the even itself
Gary: So my reputation as a lovemaker precedes me | permalink

On last night's Gary Unmarried, Gary discovered that his daughter doesn't just excel at music, but something he actually cares about... golf!

However, when Gary realizes Allison will veto his decision to let Louise play golf, he has to try and trick Allison into wasting her veto.  Find out what happened in our "Gary Uses His Veto" recap.

Here's some of our favorite quotes from the episode:

Allison [about riding a dirt bike]: Get on there, what's the worst that could happen?
Tom: I dunno, having to learn to type with a pencil taped to my head? | permalink

Gary: When are you gonna take time to be a kid
Louise: In my late 30's like you
Gary: I'd ground you for that, but then I wouldn't have anyone to play with | permalink

Last night's episode of Gary Unmarried was a hilarious half hour that featured special guest star Matthew Lillard as Allison's brother, Taylor.  When Gary's painting company gets auditted, he's forced to call upon Taylor who's a financial whiz to help him get out of trouble.

Apparently Taylor has always been a pompous jerk that talked down to Gary, but now that they're no longer family, how's Gary supposed to react?  Read our "Gary's Ex-Brother-in-Law" to find out what happened and enjoy some of the photos and quotes from the episode:

Jack: I'm proud of you for helping him out, son
Gary: Thanks dad
Jack: You know you have a great big oversized help
Gary: That's why I'm helping him you think?
Jack: No, it's something I keep forgetting you tell you, it's hereditary | permalink

Taylor: Can I ask you a simple business philosophy question, do you hate making money?
Gary: Yes, I hate making money
Taylor: Well then you are doing everything right. Why don't you use any of the tricks or loopholes or mechanisms I've set up for you
Gary: It's the tricks, loopholes and mechanisms that got me audited in the first place. I'm a house painter, you have my corporate headquarters in the Cayman Islands! | permalink

In another great installment of Gary Unmarried, Dennis' sister, Anna, was back in town after being dumped by her latest boyfriend.  When she tells Gary she's always had a crush on him, they end up hooking up.

How did Gary's best friend, Dennis, react to Gary hooking up with his little sister?  Find out in our "Gary and Dennis' Sister" recap and then enjoy some of the pictures and quotes from the episode.

Jack: Woh, deja vu
Gary: It's not deja vu, it's the fifth time you walked into the room! | permalink

Anna: I used to kiss my pillow and pretend it was you
Gary: What a coincidence, I used to kiss Allison and pretend she was anyone else | permalink

In last night's episode of Gary Unmarried, Allison accidentally ran Gary's broken dishwasher and ended up flooding his house.  A guilt-ridden Allison invites Gary to come spend the night at her house, but her jealous fiancee, Walter, is not happy about it.

Find out how it all went down in our "Gary Moves In" recap and then enjoy some quotes from the episode.