Are you a TV Fanatic?
Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized television news for free!
Luke: Uh, listen, I just want you to know that I had a little talk with Jess earlier.
Lorelai: You did?
Luke: Yes, I did, and I really laid down the rules concerning him and Rory. Trust me, he now knows that I am going to be watching them every second they are together.
Lorelai: Oh good.
Lorelai: You know, they're together now.
Lorelai: Oh yeah. 'I have to get a part for my car,' 'I'm going to go study' - that's kid code for 'Meet me at the previously agreed upon location far away from my clueless uncle.'
Luke: You're kidding me, right? You don't really think that...damn, they are! They're together. They used the kid code and now they're together!
- Permalink: Uh, listen, I just want you to know that I had a little talk wit...
Rory: Can we not say the word "college" for at least forty-eight hours?
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: How 'bout "collage," can we say "collage"? 'Cause it sounds the same, but it's actually very different.
Rory: Collage is fine.
Lorelai: Okay, good, 'cause I don't even know how to get through a conversation without using the word collage.
- Permalink: Can we not say the word college for at least forty-eight hours?...
Rory: We go. We look. Hi Yale. Bye Yale. It's over. No harm, no foul.
Lorelai: How many more two-word sentences can you come up with?
- Permalink: We go. We look. Hi Yale. Bye Yale. It's over. No harm, no foul. ...
Lorelai: Why are you sitting over there?
Lorelai: At that table.
Rory: Huh? How did I get here?
Lorelai: You sat there.
Rory: This chair's very close to that chair so you understand how I could've made the mistake.
Lorelai: Move over here with me?
Rory: Why don't you move over here with me?
Lorelai: Because I'm not the one who sat in the wrong chair.
Rory: I think it's a little presumptuous to assume that my chair is the wrong chair when my chair could just as easily be the right chair.
Lorelai: Because I'm the leader of the clan. The provider of the household. The Alpha male. And the one whose feet just fell asleep. So there's absolutely no chance of movement.
- Permalink: Why are you sitting over there? Where? At that table. Huh?...
Emily: And what do you intend to do with that paper clip?
Lorelai: I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door.
Lorelai: What rhymes with Nantucket?
- Permalink: And what do you intend to do with that paper clip? I intend to...
Luke: They did? I was at the dance, how come I didn't know about this?
Lorelai: Because you're you.
- Permalink: They did? I was at the dance, how come I didn't know about this?...
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Outside, in the dumpster.
- Permalink: Luke, where's your lost and found? Outside, in the dumpster.
(Lorelai and Emily are talking about the broken button on Emily's skirt)
Emily: I don't believe it. This is a brand new skirt.
Lorelai: Mom, let me see.
Emily: I have this dinner to go tonight. What am I going to do?
Lorelai: Drink a lot. It's easier to explain not wearing a skirt if you're falling down drunk.
- Permalink: I don't believe it. This is a brand new skirt. Mom, let me see...