Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 15: "Lost and Found" Quotes
Lorelai: A red hot mama!. Big pretty dish 'a lovin' with a spoon made especially for you.
Luke: Boy, do I not feel good now.
(Alarm clock goes off with the sound of ducks as the alarm sound) Lorelai: Hey, ducks! Rory: (at door, talking to Jess) We just got a new alarm clock. Jess: Bet I know what the lead story in the Stars Hollow Gazette's going to be tomorrow.
(smashes hole in adjoining wall with sledgehammer) That's your room. (hands the sledgehammer to Jess) Finish up. We'll hold hands and skip afterwards.
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(Luke comes into his apartment and finds Jess' music blaring and Luke wakes him up)
Jess: What?
Luke: Tomorrow, you and me are finding a bigger place. I want you up and moussed and ready by ten o'clock because we are finding a bigger place to live. Got it?
Jess: Got it.
Luke: Good.
Mary: Now, I went over the square footage and the details of the lease with your husband this morning. Did he fill you in?
Luke: What? Oh no, we're
Lorelai: No, no, he didn't, but you know how men are. The minute that ball game comes on, all the realities of life just go right out the window.
Mary: Don't I know it.
Lorelai: I mean, I could answer the door wrapped in cellophane but unless I was wearing a Yankees cap. . .ugh, he wouldn't even notice.
Luke: Geez.
Lorelai: Oh, don't be embarrassed Snuffy, I'm just teasing. It'd be a Mets cap.
Rory: People are different once you get to know them. If you'll remember, you weren't too fond of Luke when you first met him.
Lorelai: That's not true.
Rory: You called him Duke for two years just to make him mad.
Lorelai: And let me tell you, it worked.
Rory: But then you guys talked and eventually, time went by, and now you love him.
Lorelai: Michel, I'm going out. Man the desk until I get back.
Michel: Are you sure you trust me with this job?
Lorelai: Michel.
Michel: I mean, I'll say I'll do it, but you could leave and I could put some fruit on my head and join a conga line somewhere.
Lorelai: I believe you looked for the bracelet, Michel.
Luke: There was one place I kind of liked.
Lorelai: Okay, describe it to me.
Luke: It had walls...with a kind of a floor...and a light.
Lorelai: Okay. Tell me it had a roof, and I'm pulling that baby right out from under you!
Mary: Listen to her.
Lorelai: Yeah. Listen to me.
Luke: You rarely give me a choice.
Lorelai: Come here so I can lick your face.
Luke: What?
Luke: I'm having nightmares where I'm being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I'm lying there, you're standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!
Jess: Should I be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now?
Rory: So, what guys do you have for the rain gutters?
Lorelai: Oh... a few other guys.
Rory: Like...
Lorelai: Like... Mo.
Rory: Ah, Mo.
Lorelai: And... Lou.
Rory: Good man, Lou.
Lorelai: And Moose, that is, if Doris'll let him out of the house after what happened at Chickie's bachelorette party-
Rory: Mom, I thought you were going to give Jess a chance
Lorelai: Rory, I just don't feel comfortable around him.
Rory: You didn't like Luke when you first met him.
Lorelai: Not true.
Rory: You called him Duke for two years just to make him mad!
