Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 1: "Sadie, Sadie" Quotes
Emily: ...Rory finished in the top 3 percent!
Lorelai: I know.
Emily: You do? Well, who do you know at Chilton?
Lorelai: Um...Rory. (points at Rory)
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Emily: You're here! Richard, they're here!
Emily: Come in, come in, come in!
Lorelai: Ah, no.
Lorelai: You're scaring Rory.
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Lorelai: I got stuff on my mind. Rory: Max stuff? Lorelai: No, stuff, stuff. Rory: You're lying! Lorelai: I'm being mysterious, that's what women do. Rory: Mom... Lorelai: Oh, look. Doorbell. Pretty sound!
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(Lorelai is on the phone with Max, freaking out about what Luke told her)
Lorelai: If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer is!
Max: Yes, I'd like that too. I think.
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Richard: You know, when I was ten years old I knew exactly where I wanted to work.
Lorelai: Well, that's because you were always picked last for dodgeball.
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Our daughter is getting married. She is getting married, and she didn't tell us. When Rory decides to get married I want her to tell us.Emily
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Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping-pong tables and hand puppets.</i> Luke
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I've got to check in at the Inn. Michel's there by himself. People could die.Lorelai
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Emily: So, what would everyone like to drink?
Lorelai: Uh, well, I'll have a white wine and Dean'll have a beer.
Dean: What?! (taken by surprise)
Lorelai: Corona, right?
Dean: (completely panicked) No, I don't want a beer! I don't drink beer. I'll have water or soda or anything. Or nothing. Not beer. Never beer. Beer is... beer's bad.
Emily: Relax Dean, that's just Lorelai's little sense of humor. (to Lorelai) You're very cruel.
Lorelai: Well, yes, keeps me young.
Dean: I'm just gonna sit here and stare at my hands.
Emily: Soda Dean?
Rory: Oh, I'll have a beer. (Emily and Lorelai laugh) I'm sorry Dean, we're not laughing at you.
Lorelai: Oh wait, I think I was.
Emily: I think I was a little too. (Richard walks in) Oh Richard, there you are. Come join us.
Lorelai: Hey Dad.
Rory: Grandpa, hi. This is Dean. Dean, this is my Grandpa.
Dean: Hi. Sorry, uh, hi. (he gets ups and walks over to Richard)
Dean: (offers to shake his hand) It's uh... it's nice to meet...
Richard: (ignores Dean's hand) Does everyone have drinks?
Lorelai: Uh yeah, we all have drinks. Thanks.
Dean: (he moves back to his seat and whispers to Lorelai) Should we do the beer thing again?
Lorelai: Uh, I don't think so.
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