Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
(after Rory keeps talking about wedding stuff even though Lorelai wants her to change the subject)
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
Lorelai: You want tater tots also?
Rory: That's a rhetorical question, right?
(to Lorelai) Fresh coffee'll be ready in a minute, unless you wanna just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.
Luke
Sookie: What are you doing?
Michel: I am weighing my turkey.
Sookie: Why?
Michel: A group of scientists did a study on rats where they cut their daily calories by 30%.
Sookie: And you felt left out?
Michel: No, the rats lived 30% longer. The scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories just like the rats.
Sookie: It was a very nice display of solidarity.
I'll be fine. I'm a good clotter.
</i> Sookie
Luke: But who knows how long you'll work after you're married.
Lorelai: Excuse me?
Luke: But you probably already talked about that, right?
Lorelai: No, but I do think he and my father have come to an agreement on how many goats I'm worth.
Everything about me repulses that man. My coffee drinking, my eating habits. Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week, he hated that!
Lorelai
Lorelai: I know.
Emily: You do? Well, who do you know at Chilton?
Lorelai: Um, Rory.
Rory: That was ages ago. Read a paper.
Lorelai: They make my hands black.
Emily: William is a lovely boy.
Richard: His head is shaped like a football.
Emily: It is not.
Richard If he fell asleep in the park someone would try to punt him.
I've got to check in at the Inn. Michel's there by himself. People could die.
Lorelai
Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping-pong tables and hand puppets.
</i> Luke
