Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
Paris: You need to follow a study schedule. I've been telling you that since second grade.
Louise: Which worries both of us.
(About going to help fix up homes for the needy)
Paris: You don't want to go. It's not you.
Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me.
(Lorelai doesn't want to tell her parents that she's getting married)
Lorelai: I am the mother and you are the daughter. In some cultures, that means you have to do what I say.
Rory: If you don't tell them in two weeks, I will.
Lorelai: Though apparently not in this one.
(to Lorelai) Walk as you babble, please.
Emily
(to Rory) I mean it, Timmy, no falling down the well.
Lorelai
Rory: What's that?
Lorelai: A hammer.
Rory: Why does it have feathers?
Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won't feel lonely.
Lorelai: I'm officially changing my order. I'll have the 'Luke's giving Lorelai a migraine' meal.
Luke: Blue cheese or ranch?
Emily: We can discuss this in the morning.
Lorelai: No! We have to discuss it now!
Emily: Are you drunk?
Emily: Your head is too big for a veil.
Lorelai: Thanks.
Emily: All right, I'm going to bed now.
Lorelai: And why is it that when your only daughter tells you that she is getting married, you can't muster up even a little enthusiasm? Even a little fake enthusiasm. Why don't you pretend that you care? I mean, this is the biggest thing to happen to me possibly for the rest of my life, and you dismissed it like I said, 'Hey, I'm thinking of getting a Honda, what do you think?'
Emily: You're obviously hysterical!
Lorelai: Why don't you care? Why have you never cared? No matter what has happened to me my entire life, you've never been happy for me, and that hurts, Mom, it really hurts!
Emily: I'm not discussing this with you.
Lorelai: Do you know how it felt for me to tell you that I was getting married and to have you just brush it off like that? Do you know?
Emily: No, I don't, I don't know! Possibly very similar to finding out from a complete stranger that my only daughter was getting married and had told every other person in the world before she bothered to tell her own mother. Possibly it felt something like that. Now if you'll excuse me, it is late, and I am going to bed.
Lorelai: Boy, they keep making that ketchup slower and slower, huh?
Luke: It's the Heinz family's little joke.
(to Luke about her wedding shower) I mean, it's justit's a really big night for me tonight, and I don't know, it just feels like you should be there.
Lorelai
