Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.

Hannah

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• Added: January 20, 2013

That is space rape.

Hannah

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• Added: January 20, 2013

Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.

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• Added: January 20, 2013

All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.

Jessa

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• Added: January 20, 2013

What's better than bathing a pig?

Shoshanna

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• Added: January 20, 2013

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

Hannah

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• Added: January 20, 2013

It was like 3 pumps, 2 and a half pumps and then I lost my boner.

Elijah

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• Added: January 20, 2013