Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.


You said you were leaving for 2 years! What were we supposed to do? Sit around flicking our clits till you got back?


I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.


Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.


I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.


Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Hannah [to Adam]

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.


Just having a little chat here in the dark corner of the American dream.


The one about you not buying the thin mints from the Girl Scouts? That's not trivial. That was a triumph.

Elijah [to Hannah]

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.


Girls Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.