Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.


It's just you. You're uncomfortable in your own skin and you think it's everyone else's problem. But you know wherever you go, there you are.

Elijah [to Hannah]

I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.


I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.


Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.

Oh hey, I see you haven't back off on the self tanner.

Jessa [to Elijah]

Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!

On the way here from the airport, two people asked me if I was Blake Lively's husband. Iowa is awesome!


Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?


Student 1: The main character is a girl with a lot of tattoos named Anna.
Student 2: Who needs to eat every 2 hours or she passes out.

Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.


I mean a lot of people think I'm 19. I get carded all the time and no one think I'm legal, like in the bedroom.


Girls Quotes

I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.


Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.