Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.Shoshanna
You said you were leaving for 2 years! What were we supposed to do? Sit around flicking our clits till you got back?Jessa
I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.Marnie
Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.
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Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.Hannah
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I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.Hannah
Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.Hannah [to Adam]
Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?
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You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.Adam
Just having a little chat here in the dark corner of the American dream.Ray
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The one about you not buying the thin mints from the Girl Scouts? That's not trivial. That was a triumph.Elijah [to Hannah]
I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.Hannah
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.Hannah
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Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.Hannah
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