Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.


You said you were leaving for 2 years! What were we supposed to do? Sit around flicking our clits till you got back?


I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.


Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.


I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.


Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Hannah [to Adam]

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.


Just having a little chat here in the dark corner of the American dream.


The one about you not buying the thin mints from the Girl Scouts? That's not trivial. That was a triumph.

Elijah [to Hannah]

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.


Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.