Girls Season 5 Episode 3: "Japan" Quotes
Ray: When did you talk to Marnie?
Elijah: Don't be thirsty, Ray.
Let me put this in terms you'll understand. Like you know a cake is coming later! There she is.
Elijah
I'm not doing this "Will they, won't they?" shit. No fucking way. I'm sorry.
Jessa
Yoshi: Hello, Shoshanna. Did you have pleasure on this weekend?
Shoshanna: Oh, uh, yeah... Major pleasure.
First of all, maybe I am a shiny star at the company because even though I've only been here for a very short while, I truly feel like this is my home and you people are my family. And I don't even really care about people in America anymore. But second of all, I also kind of have a boyfriend. And third of all, he's my boss, and Sheryl Sandberg would fucking kill me.
Shoshanna
Hannah: OK, I just fully saw your husband's dick.
Marnie: Oh my god, I love hearing the word 'husband'!
Hannah: Congratulations.
You know how people say that you can't run away from your problems? Well, I moved away from mine. And it worked. So people are so wrong so much of the time.
Shoshanna
Hannah: What I lack in skill, I make up for in extreme curiosity.
Ray: So why are you getting your panties in a bunch, then?
Hannah: Because, Ray, I've worked very, very hard to overcome the challenges of my non-traditional body type and accept myself for who I am. And I'm not going to be edged out of my own life by girls who don't even have any interesting fat deposits on them. Until this happened, I was basically Kate Upton to myself.
