That's how I got pregnant, so... careful.

AA Woman [to Jessa]

Ray: Do you even care? Do you give one flying fuck about my economic decimation?
Elijah: Yeah, a little.

Patti Clarkson. I saw them in a magazine once together. Her friends call her "Patti." "Patti" Clarkson.

Elijah

Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath.
Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's completely insane. And he's bow-legged. Which is disgusting.

Marnie: People who work on things stay together. Otherwise you're gonna end up alone. Like Cher.
Hannah: Can't I end up alone, but not like Cher?
Jessa: You're already like Cher.
Hannah: I'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment.

Why do we even HAVE this little hammer?!

Desi

Marnie: You're perfect.
Desi: No, you're perfect. You're like this shooting star and I'm like a rat in the gutter.

Hannah: Thanks for coming out with me!
Jessa: You said you would cut off my hair if I didn't let you take me out for rice pudding.

Hannah: Why are you being so mean to me?
Jessa: I'm always mean to you.
Hannah: Yeah, but usually it's nicer.

Jessa: I've wanted this for a really long time.
Adam: Me too.

Maybe nothing went wrong. Maybe the relationship just lasted for the amount of time it was supposed to. Maybe all relationships have, like, a finite life span. Like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson. Or Fran and me.

Hannah

Girls Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Ray: Do you even care? Do you give one flying fuck about my economic decimation?
Elijah: Yeah, a little.

That's how I got pregnant, so... careful.

AA Woman [to Jessa]