Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.

Shoshanna

You said you were leaving for 2 years! What were we supposed to do? Sit around flicking our clits till you got back?

Jessa

I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.

Marnie

Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.

Hannah

I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.

Hannah

Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Hannah [to Adam]

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.

Adam

Girls Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.

Adam