Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

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• Added: April 22, 2012

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

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• Added: April 22, 2012

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

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• Added: April 22, 2012

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

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• Added: April 22, 2012

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

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• Added: April 22, 2012

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

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• Added: April 22, 2012

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

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• Added: April 22, 2012