I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.

Ray

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.

All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.

Marnie [to Charlie]

Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.

Hannah

I've never seen him outside his house. I've never seen him with a shirt on!

Hannah [about Adam]

I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.

Shoshanna

I'll be your crack spirit guide.

Jessa

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie

You don't wanna know me.

Adam [to Hannah]

Girls Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie

You don't wanna know me.

Adam [to Hannah]